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Suzy
IQ in PARIS
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Wow!
I'm here in Paris. Can you dig that sophisticated 'do? So
you're
thinkin' I'm like cruisin' around Paris all fancy-like and shopping in
ultra-cool shops and gettin' my grub on at the Golden Arches on the
Champs
Elysees? Oh, I'm having fun all right and I met the hottest guy like
Satine
did in "Moulin Rouge" -- but
it's not what you're thinkin'. Here's what happened...
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flight to Paris was awesome--'cept for my little brother Jason racing
up
and down the aisle of the plane. I couldn't think of anything but
all the cool stores and delish French bread and the way more delish
guys
hanging out at all those outdoor cafes. My Dad kept smiling and
telling
my Mom he had a big surprise for her--and me--when we got to
Paris.
I couldn't imagine...
We arrived in Paris ultra early in the morning and after we went through la Douane or customs, my Mom's all saying she hoped my Dad picked out a good hotel and all ('course I know she'd like to stay at the Ritz. My Dad says we can't afford it) when this totally gorgeous guy comes up to me and says, "Are you Mlle.--- ?" |
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I'm not
believin'
this. Is my Dad cool or what? This must be the surprise he was
talking
'bout! My own Paris crush! I'm all smilin' and
acting
weird-like, forgetting everything they taught me in modeling school
'bout
making a good first impression, when this guy's handing me car keys
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Before I can get my breath on, my Dad finds me and gives us the news--
We're not staying in a hotel. WE'RE GOING CAMPING! |
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Paris park with Eiffel Tower in background. My crush and I hung out here... but I'm getting ahead of myself. Keep reading... |
You
wouldn't believe it if you didn't see it. Like, here's this
totally
cool car (some foreign name I don't remember) with this THING
attached
to it!
"It's a trailer," my Dad says, smiling like he'd gotten a raise at work or something, but my Mom is freakin'. My bro Jason is already poking his nose inside the tent thang, but no one's paying any attention to him. I thought my 'rents were going to split up right then and there, but my Mom looked at me and I knew what she was thinking... She'd let my Dad have his fun--for one night. Then we'd be off to the Ritz. So I figured I'd go along with the gig. I put on my camping clothes--cool clam diggers and crop top. Then we were on our way to a campsite somewhere in Paris....yeah, sure. As if my Dad knew where he was going. |
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I never
thought
I'd
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Check
out this map of Paris and you can see why we got totally lost--
--that blue line is the River Seine--and all that Left and Right Bank stuff you've heard about is really the top (Right Bank) and the bottom (Left Bank) of the Seine. Go figure! |
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Here's the famous Arc up close--my Mom and Dad are chillin' under a tree in the background --holding hands! I'm stoked they still do that kind of stuff. |
We musta
spent five
hours riding around Paris looking for a campsite my Dad picked out from
this big book he brought with him: Europa Camping. I
almost
died when my father stopped this gendarme in his cool uniform and made
me get out of the car and ask him for directions in French!
I had no idea what the guy said, but I didn't dare tell my
'rents
that. My Mom was close to tears, my bro Jason was throwing up,
and
I thought my Dad was going to take us all back home if we didn't find
the
campsite sooon. So I smiled a lot and waved my hands like
everybody
does in Paris and pointed to a sign that said "Versailles."
It had to be a cool place. That's where Leo DiCaprio did the Man in the Iron Mask, one of my fave films!! In the flick there were lots of trees and stuff, so why couldn't we chill there and camp by ourselves? |
The Palace of Versailles looks like this when you drive up--all those cobblestones! |
I
musta been kewler than I thought 'and I guess my French was okay cuz we
drove about 11 miles
to Versailles
and kinda wandered
into a real campsite (Camp Municipal, acc. to my Dad's
book).
Tons of trees and stuff like showers and a place to get
baguettes.
It also had weird toilettes that looked like hotes in the
ground
Smelly, too. Oh, well, at least we had digs for the
night.
As
I was helping my Dad set up our tent I heard a sexy male voice ask
behind
me,
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Here's the front gate of Louis' palace--can you imagine driving up with your Louis like in the Leo DiCaprio flick? I did! Not in a carriage, but on the back of a motorcycle! |
"Me?"
I asked, turning around to see the cutest guy. He was tall, and
handsome,
and he had some kind of accent. British, I thought, but I
soon
found out he'd been going to college in England and he was from
New
York!
His name was Paul. He was motorcycling across France and camping out. Lucky for me, my Dad thought he was cool for helping us and invited him to eat with us. My Mom winked at me when Paul asked me to take a ride on his cycle afterward. When my father started to protest, my Mom elbowed him in the ribs. Way to go, Mom!! |
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Louis XIV-- yeah, that's him. Remember the long hair Leo wore? Louis is actually the guy who nvented high heels. I bet his feet hurt! |
I
can't tell you how totally awesome I felt flying down
the main street in Versailles on the back of Paul's cycle, hanging onto
him, my heart pumping,
my hair flying...
We
toured the Palace of Versailles--all those beautiful rooms with
paintings
and furniture and stuff. I haveta admit it was totally hard
trying
to understand what the guide was saying 'cause I kept looking at
Paul.
He was smiling at me...
My
pulse started racing big-time when Paul asked me to walk through the
gardens.
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I never wanted to leave Versailles... not ever! Then my Dad said we were going back to Paris. I thought I'd die until-- "Meet
me at the Louvre, Suzy," Paul whispered in my ear as we broke camp.
"Yes...I'll be there. I promise!" |
I love the Queen's cottage belonging to Marie Antoinette in
the
gardens.
I went into meltdown when Paul took me in
his
arms and kissed me. I've never been
kissed like that before, when your knees get all rubbery and you can't breathe... He touched me all over...and I couldn't say no.
Then he stopped.
Whoa! I was stoked hearing him say that. And I loved him even more...
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Like,
I couldn't wait to get back to Paris!
And when I got to the Louvre, well, you'll never believe what happened....
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