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  Late November  Wednesday
 
                                          Dear Diary,
       Tomorrow is Turkey Day--and I'm gonna ralph
                                                       up my food.

Got to.  You see, I was in a fashion show...
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      dig my new  
       Ice Queen duds. 

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Cool, huh?  Wait 'till you see the other fly costumes I did for my buds (each representing a diff season).   

 
          Did you hear 'bout Barbie getting plastic surgery?  So, like, how long did it take 'fore anyone realized that it's not ever going to happen that girls can look like a plastic doll with big boobs?  Now we'll see how long it takes the guys in my class to figure it out.   

  Like they ever will? 


...and I saw myself on tape afterward.   There I was, flossin' and thinking I was phat.  Oh, I was FAT all right.  Puddles of fat hanging out.  'Course, my teacher said I looked cool. 

  They didn't see what saw: Like when I was a pudgy little girl of eleven wearing dark glasses so she wouldn't  see the lame-o looks the other kids gave her.  

    How can I ever be what people expect me to be?   You see, if you're thin, you can be part of the wonderful people--the kids who go to all the dances, wearing their phony smiles while they check you out.  Sometimes I just can't stand living at the beach.  The kids here are so spoiled, like having the local restaurants deliver food to their houses 'cuz they're like too lazy to drive themselves to the taco place.  

   I hang with'em anyway.  Yeah,  'cuz after they pig out I've seen what they do.   

   I know  their secret. 
    
    It looks like glass. 

    And they smoke it in a pipe.  
  

     
Hey, why shouldn't I try crystal?  I've tried ralphing up my food after I eat.   It works, too (I got down to a size 4 doing that), but there's so many probs with it, like your 'rents finding out and you lose the keys to the rabbit.   Can't let that happen.   Click on Suzy's Cap to go to Paris!
 
     Gotta bail!  C-ya next time...
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