 Hey,
gang,
dig my new
Ice Queen duds.
Cool,
huh? Wait 'till you see the other fly costumes I did for my buds
(each representing a diff season).
Did
you hear 'bout Barbie getting plastic surgery? So, like, how long
did it take 'fore anyone realized that it's not ever going to happen
that
girls can look like a plastic doll with big boobs? Now we'll see
how long it takes the guys in my class to figure it out.
Like they ever will?
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...and
I saw myself on tape afterward. There I was,
flossin'
and thinking I was phat. Oh, I was FAT all right. Puddles
of fat hanging out. 'Course, my teacher said I looked cool.
They
didn't see
what I saw: Like when I was a pudgy little girl of eleven
wearing dark glasses so she wouldn't see the lame-o looks the
other
kids gave her.
How
can I ever be what people expect me to be? You see, if
you're
thin, you can be part of the wonderful people--the kids who go to all
the
dances, wearing their phony smiles while they check you out.
Sometimes
I just can't stand living at the beach. The kids here are so
spoiled,
like having the local restaurants deliver food to their houses 'cuz
they're
like too lazy to drive themselves to the taco place.
I
hang with'em
anyway. Yeah, 'cuz after they pig out I've seen what they
do.
I know
their secret.
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